I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.
AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE
for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis
dude, i think that’s a fairy
Please take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.
(Source: thoughtcascades)
Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
How high was I last night?
How much lamb stew did I want to make??
1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????
>960 cups beef broth
>2 bay leavesthe unfathomable power of bay leaf
There’s something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they’re little lambs
Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top
the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable
“kill them with kindness” wrong, chain lightning.
This is the only guy who gets to call himself a Chad
fat people don’t have to be attractive either to deserve basic love and respect
“fat people can be hot too” yah we’re sexy. but attractiveness shouldn’t be used as a scale to measure worth
so it occured to me i’ve never drawn dorian before…